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| May 2003 / Volume Four / Issue Two | ||||||||||
| Mather Schneider | ||||||||||
| Red Death It was me and Big Angie and George at the bar and the subject was prison food. I had to tell them my hot dog day story, how we looked through the plexi-glass and saw what looked like two hot dogs on the lunch plates and how the message filtered back through the line of this miracle of two hot dogs because they only ever gave us one hot dog and nothing changed in there and if it did it never changed for the better. But what we found when we got our trays was that they had cut the damn hot dogs in half. Big Angie told us about some mysterious meat they piled onto the plates each Monday and called Red Death. George was very quiet. Nervous, only a week on the outs. Just to get him going I ask if the pizza inside is still square. Square just like everything else, he said, and flinched when I reached for a pretzel. |
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