June 2008 / Volume Eight / Issue Two
Michael Frissore
The Black Ninja

throws jars of bees from rooftops and
gives scissors and orange chicken on toothpicks
to paranoid schizophrenics
and is friends with all 659
people on MySpace named Adolf Hitler

he drinks ten Red Bulls in thirty minutes
because hes off heroin and shows up
at every Q&A Kevin Smith does

he carries a small box of Puffs with
him at all times because he has a very
runny nose and Kleenex can just
fuck right off

he cries when he hears Don Knotts
died, but only because he remembers
John Ritter is dead and the time
he was arrested for stalking
Jenilee Harrison