“According to strain theory, when juveniles experience
strain or stress, they become upset, and they sometimes engage
in delinquency as a result” Agnew.
Part 1.
Freud said our
second expulsion from Paradise
occurs when we’re
weaned from
our mothers.
At age three–
already upset w/the
weaning-bit– my
grandmother Janet came
to where I was playing w/some
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome idea
in a clothes-basket &
emptied all my toys
into pinata puddles on
the floor.
I just remember this
vinegar / baking-powder,
volcano-diorama eruption
of anger as I scrambled outside, yanked
her pants down, and
took a bite outta
her ass.
My mother and uncle
had to pull
me off.
Part 2.
The Norse Sisters of Fate
had arranged for me
to be drunk, 23 yrs later, w/my friends
& complaining about my
co-workers–
one of ‘em, this
Dune Sandworm / human pieces, parts,
DNA lot won
on E-Bay;
this unruly, mad child
of Tor from Plan 9–
was plopped on a
dining-room chair
across from me.
He gets up, a body
pronounced dead w/
different ideas, and
gargantuans towards me &
gives me the best
bitch-slap I’ve
ever received.
I pull the matador-bitten-by-the-bull
act & encourage
‘im to charge w/multiple
flip-booking of middle fingers.