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| September 2004 / Volume Five / Issue Four | |||||||||
| Jason Floyd Williams | |||||||||
| birthday party. So my grandmother & father kept doing this kinda island-hopping from topic to topic around us– “Laurie copped a plea for twenty years to life for accessory to murder of her brother Mike.” “That’s a bit steep, don’t ya think?” “Well, Michael was stabbed fifty-seven times and tortured for two days before being killed. She left him there with the drug dealer; she could’ve called the police.” Next. “Myranda left Annie-O with Dave and now she’s sleeping in her van.” “Well, he’s a good guy– that’s not her type. She likes the bad boys.” “Yup.” Continue. “Lindsay attacked her aide– they tried to reduce her calorie intake from twelve-hundred to a thousand.” “What did she do?” “She clawed the aide’s face– nothing she’ll need stitches for, but bad enough– tore her clothes, and threw some chairs and a table off the patio.” Move on. “Is Linda still crazy?” “Yeah, she kept picking up all the cigarette-butts on the ground at the last Bike-meet; and kept saying strange shit to people.” “Great.” They were like Nimitz and Halsey plowing through Japanese opposition in the Pacific. It’s gotta be like that. Freud said we’re all nuts, but it’s a matter of degree. We hang on to what little we have. |
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