April 1998 / Volume One / Issue Two
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BURRIS of the UNIVERSE
EVOLUTION of the WORLD CALLED EARTH or

MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU ACTUALLY
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ORIGINALLY
this WORLD WAS FLAT before IT BECAME
ROUND--
THEN IT WAS the CENTER of the
UNIVERSE as if
GOD COULD BREAK HIS OWN
ASTROPHYSICAL LAWS--
the CHURCH FIGURED THIS WAS OK--
IF a GOD CAN'T BREAK HIS OWN LAWS
WHO WOULD WANT the JOB
ANYWAY--
BIG FLAT MANHOLE COVER WORLD back then--
WHAT WAS HIDING/WAITING in the
SEWER UNDERNEATH WAITING for
PENDING PRIMORDIAL SUSTENANCE--
TIME/DISTANT MEALS of
DINOSAUR EXCREMENT then
PARTIALLY DIGESTED BIG MACS that
LOOK and TASTE like SHIT BEFORE THEY
ACTUALLY ARE--
EVENTUALLY ASTRONOMERS ARRESTED
GOD for
FELONIOUS ORBITAL INCONSISTENCIES so
HE HAD to TURN the
PLANET ROUND--
BIG ROUND OCEAN SLOSHING DIRT BALL WORLD--
NO EDGES ANYMORE to
FALL FROM into the
EYE of the TURTLE--
WHO WOULD WANT to
PISS OFF a TURTLE THAT BIG ANYWAY--
I WONDER WHAT the
EARTH TURTLE DOES NOW THAT
GOD WAS FORCED to
DOWN-SIZE HIM--
SO THIS NICE BIG ROUND WORLD
TEEMED with
CAVEMEN and PTERODACTYLS and
IRON CAN KNIGHTS SAVING
CHASTITY BELT SHOD DAMSELS and
NOSTERDAMUS and MICHAELANGELO and
ST JOAN of UNWELCOME BONFIRES and
BLACK PLAGUE and BRAVE SAILORS and
COWBOYS and INDIANS and
MURDEROUS GENERALS and DICTATORS and
ANGELS and ASTRONAUGHTS and HERE and THERE a
COUPLE of NICE GIRLS and GUYS--
SCAMPERING ALL OVER THIS GLOBE LIKE WE
DID or COULD OWN
IT--
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