Carp are a devious species of fish
having bristles and beards clean shaven
even though they don’t have access to
enough change to buy even a five pack of
specially coated super multi blade razors
yet they go about without bristle burn. I
positively hate that. Those bastards!
If I ever find one of them in line at the
cheese shops I habituate I will pull out the
killer hook and reel I keep hidden in my pants
launch the worm into their faces and hope
evil postal workers don’t open fire on my ass.
Such is the fate of the Pickle Merchants.