September 2002 / Volume Three / Issue One
Paul Brown
Deaf Presidents

Carp are a devious species of fish
having bristles and beards clean shaven
even though they donít have access to
enough change to buy even a five pack of
specially coated super multi blade razors
yet they go about without bristle burn. I
positively hate that. Those bastards!
If I ever find one of them in line at the
cheese shops I habituate I will pull out the
killer hook and reel I keep hidden in my pants
launch the worm into their faces and hope
evil postal workers donít open fire on my ass.
Such is the fate of the Pickle Merchants.
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