my nose has been bleeding all over my shirt
Fuckin' coke
always makes my nose bleed
I'll just ignore it, it'll go away
Everyone in the bar is staring at me
I start to cry uncontrollably
not from embarassment
but from a sharp image I've just had of when I was a little boy.
She wiggles in front of me
and begins licking and biting the bar so hard
that she starts getting long wooden
splinters buried deep in her ugly tongue
I get a sharp pain in my chest
and think that I am having a heart attack
when my stomach erupts with a loud gurgling sound
I vomit all over the floor
splashing on my shoe and pant leg
As I look up she licks something off my chin and
kisses my tears away
All the while whispering
I know, I know, I know...( )
until finally I notice that she's been
wiping her ass with a flyer I've just handed her
Are you in this band she sighs so softly
I get an erection
I wanted to respond with a gentle
no
while I stroked her long soft curls as she began
to suck on my thumb with the dirty nail
No you fuckin' bitch I screamed uncontrollably
as I smashed her pretty white face as hard as I could
I became extremely annoyed when the blood from her nose
exploded on my face
So I grabbed the beer I'd been milking and walked out of the bar
with one of her teeth still stuck in my knuckle