the highlight of my morning
consists of Jared shitting in the toilet
it’s not even my victory
I have to validate my existence
by what a two year-old accomplishes
I can’t even take credit
he wouldn’t be shitting in the toilet
at all if not for the Dora the Explorer
training seat placed over the bowl
Jared loves that little Mexican girl
likely he will grow up
to love Mexican women
I just hope he doesn’t shit on them