“Hey man, wait up man
don’t you remember me?
I used to hang out with
your brother Matt.”
I don’t have a
brother Matt,
I said.
“Well, maybe Matt was
some other dude…what’s your
brothers’ name?”
I don’t have
a brother.
“Man, I know you from
somewhere, didn’t we
go to school together?”
I don’t even live in
this city, man.
“No shit…really?
Well than
do you got any
spare change?”