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| July 2005 / Volume Six / Issue Four | |||||||||||
| Doug Draime | |||||||||||
| Disneyland Mickey Mouse sold out in 1939 when he pawned his tug boat to Hitler to pull cargo ships full of dead bodies, stuffed inside thousands of Volkswagens like marinating sardines. They say Walt is frozen somewhere. I most respectfully suggest someone sneak in and place a good size space heater next to him in his ice tomb, to keep him dead, he’s done enough for the world. |
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