March 2005 / Volume VI / Issue II | ||||||||||
J.J. Campbell | ||||||||||
longwinded i've been having this dream lately where i shoot myself in the head and the proverbial someone finds me in my room flopping around in my own blood like a fish out of water with a suicide note pinned on my black t-shirt that says to the lucky one who stumbles upon this mess, take the gun and shoot again, i've never been known to get anything right on the first try then the note goes on to say something about how this suicide was not due to my shitty childhood or the lack of love from my father or the constant feeling of failure griping my balls every morning this was simply the time to say goodbye, to bid the world... so on and so on and that's when the proverbial someone picks up the gun and shoots me three more times that's when i wake up laughing counting my blessings that i'm not longwinded for anyone knows that my suicide note would only be a coupon for a tv dinner and a map to a treasure that never existed to begin with |
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