sometimes
and by sometimes
i mean very, very,
very rarely
i'll use the jerk off towel
from the floor to wipe
the morning drool from my
face in one of those classic
half sleep/half awake
oh, so this is why you
sleep alone moments
from the look on
your face i suppose
the very, very, very
rarely part isn't that
important now
well, excuse me
for being a drooler
perhaps you would like
me to wear my soggy face
around the city as a
symbol of pride for
other droolers in
the world
oh, just go down and
wipe it off in the bathroom
yeah, i guess that makes
sense once i get my brain
out of the hey jackass,
there's a towel right there
on the floor phase
thanks for the
suggestion though