I think I'll go down to the store today
And get myself some thought
I've got a coupon you know
2 fer 1 sale on prepackaged ideas
it comes in a box shrink-wrapped in sterile plastic
to protect you from the tampering
of intellectual criminals
oh! Whats this? Someone left a box of self-confidence
in the free sample bin by mistake
so maybe I'll just pick this up and walk out
with some free thought
and in the process of paying for my groceries
the capitalist pig at the register notices the odd bulge in my coat
she says "you gonna pay for that?"
No way man! This is my free thought
and im gonna put it in the fridge of my mind
and forget about it!
Let it rot like a bad cabbage
And the next time someone questions my intentions
They can take a whiff of moldy individualism
And just get sick for all I care.