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| September 2004 / Volume Five / Issue Four | |||||||
| David Bates | |||||||
| The Longest Line you pick the shortest line nothing but a bag of kitty litter hefted on your shoulder you remember that you need toilet paper but remind yourself that you are meeting your girl for lunch and payday margaritas when suddenly you realize the guy in front of you is wearing the same shirt as you are you tap him & say hey man I dig your shirt he’s surprised says he got it for $4 at goodwill you say you got yours at wal-mart years ago he says it’s a comfortable shirt you agree and he faces forward and continues to wait you begin to think his shirt is cooler– you’ve always been a bit ashamed that you got it at wal-mart you begin to wonder if maybe you’ve spoiled it a bit for him, too just a bit you check out the fully cooked rotisserie chickens under the heat lamps you check out the fatty cellulite on Britney Speare’s ass on the cover of a tabloid the line hasn’t moved you shift the bag of litter f/one shoulder to the other the sound system plays out some female-dance/pop version of the song Heaven & you know there is a whole generation now that doesn’t know that it’s really just a re-cycled 80's Brian Adams hit you reconsider the cooked chickens & glance at your watch |
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