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| January 2008 / Volume Eight / Issue One | |||||||||||
| Justin Hyde | |||||||||||
| the mayoral candidate luzio had no teeth and his skin was like a dog's raw-hide chew. he was one of the many summer homeless in iowa city . i don't know how he got in with the pizza-shop owner, but the owner printed up yellow fliers with luzio’s face on them. big block letters said: VOTE FOR ME and the caption above luzio’s head told everyone to eat at the pizza-shop. student newspaper ran an article and the pizza-shop owner said he'd meant no disrespect to the democratic process how this was the best marketing idea he had ever come up with. during the day luzio stuck the fliers under windshield wipers. at night he drank beer from the pizza-shop and slept on a bench out front on the sidewalk. i sat next to him on the bench one night after the bars closed. he was saying something but the words came out like runaway windmills. a group of frat boys stopped in front of us and whooped luzio's name. he handed me his beer jumped up and tapped out a jig worthy of gene kelly. then he sat back down and coughed up a puddle of blood between our feet. |
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